Transformers: a Guide to Human Adoption

[Original TF Chang An + original heroine Chang Huanxiao + no cp + family affection] Changan has a lot to say about how to adopt and take care of your own humans: (1) Human beings are very fragile and cannot be manipulated at will; (2) Humans are social animals. After adopting a human, there is a certain probability that a bunch of other humans will be given as gifts (blood version); (3) When a human being reaches a certain intimacy value with you, there is a probability of obtaining a "special cg"; (4) Establish necessary rules with humans and abide by them (for example, humans are prohibited from eating strong-smelling food in the car space because the machine cannot bear it; the machine is prohibited from driving out of the specified area under human supervision because there is a probability of getting a "ticket"); (5) Satisfy human's desire to share and talk under certain circumstances; … (n) Love the humans you choose. The above guidelines can be adjusted based on different human individuals. But please don't change the last one easily. Human life is short in the eyes of Cybertronians, please give them all the love you can before they become stars. [Actually, it's a story about an Autobot who entered the Earth early and accidentally picked up a little human. Real world. Because I was so angry after watching the movie, I wrote an article about it. [Wait a minute, why is the main plot so messed up? ! [This article is a brainless article! Brainless article! It cannot withstand scrutiny! ! !