My name is Lu Ping'an, an "ordinary" shopkeeper who just wants to sleep peacefully in a grocery store.
Good news: Not only am I proficient in Qimen Dunjia, I am also the only gatekeeper of the dragon vein node.
Bad news: A pipe burst upstairs, forcing my aloof, perceptive, and even slightly violent policewoman neighbor into my home.
I can't live this day!
I flicked away three strong men, and I had to tell her that this was "just self-defense."
I glared at the Feng Shui master who was vomiting blood and had to explain that it was "due to heatstroke."
I explored the ancient tomb formation at night, and had to lie to her that I was going for a "walk to eat."
I wanted to hide in the city, but there was a crime-solving madman living next to me.
Lin Wanqing: (slapping the handcuffs on the table) "Lu Ping'an, do you call this believing in science?"
Me: (Hands down helplessly) "Officer, this is really quantum mechanics."
No, how could I, a heavenly master, become the number one suspect? !
