The Whole World Is Trying to Make Fun of Me and My Mortal Enemy.

[Funny Parenting Book: A true record of the creation of the world by two ancient gods] When the order-obsessive-compulsive emperor meets the irritable demon of chaos, he is forced to share his five senses and unexpectedly becomes a father - Taiyi feeds the baby with a plate of stars, Jiuyin catches ferocious beasts as food supplements, and the cub hiccups and sprays out rainbow black mist. From then on, the most powerful couple in the world began: while holding parent-teacher meetings for their children to battle the cubs of mythical beasts, they joined forces to overturn the old way of heaven. When it comes to raising children, we are serious; when it comes to rebellion, we are professionals!