[Title] Delivery Rider by Day, Balancer of Heaven's Dao on the Side
[Synopsis]
I hit an immortal while delivering food and was forced to bind myself to the “Heaven's Dao Balance System.”
From then on, the cultivation world's whole vibe went off the rails.
A Sword Immortal tormented by inner demons? Please provide a mental health assessment. Demon Kings fighting over territory? First, come to the mediation room and sign a Non-Aggression Pact. Deep-space capital wants to reformat the world? Your Social Risk Advisory has been delivered.
As for me, Lin Xiao'an, a delivery rider who just wants to clock out on time, I ride my electric scooter every day, either delivering meals or providing “after-sales mediation” for big shots across the Three Realms. Merit points +1, mortgage -1.
Until my socially anxious immortal roommate told me while gaming, “Oh, I forgot to mention, we're bound by a Heart-Link Pact. My family's marriage-pressure squad will be arriving at the battlefield in three minutes.”
(Also known as: The Cultivation World's Biggest Workaholic? I Report Him for Violating Labor Law; Cultivating as the Contractor, Specializing in Putting All Kinds of Trouble in Their Place)
[What to Expect]
★ Cultivation with a twist: Use labor law to arbitrate disputes with Demon Kings, and take down the Demon Gods with PowerPoint
★ Extreme contrasts: delivery scooter vs. flying sword, corner-shop dreams vs. saving the Three Realms
★ A chaotic romance: socially anxious fairy × clear-eyed delivery rider, fake couple branding and nonstop laughs
