The new beautiful CEO of the company fired me in public. I smiled and handed over my security hat: "Miss, your dad opened the car for me back then. Now it's you who hands me the keys."
"You bastard security guard, are you worthy of mentioning my dad?" The next second, hundreds of people in black suits emerged from behind her.
I took off my hat and sighed: "I forgot to mention that when your dad wore crotchless pants, I got into more fights than he ate."
Five seconds later, he fell to the ground.
The eldest lady stepped back in horror: "Who are you?"
I put on my hat again, hiding my merit and fame: "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I am... The protection fee collector in this building."
This book is too boring.