Liu Bang Transmigrates Into Naruto and Becomes the Ninja World’s Seducer

At the Ichiraku Ramen stand, twelve-year-old Naruto was grinning foolishly at a steaming bowl of ramen. The next second, his chopsticks twitched and his expression changed completely. A glint of the cunning and world-weary wisdom of a thousand-year emperor suddenly flashed in those blue eyes, usually full of reckless abandon. “Have I... been given another life?” Uzumaki Naruto, or rather, Liu Bang now, looked down at his own far-too-delicate hands and grinned like a fox that had just stolen a chicken. At the Ninja Academy graduation exam, just as everyone expected the dead-last student to fail again, Naruto, now Liu Bang, got to his feet with an unsteady sway and winked at Instructor Mizuki. “Teacher, could I have a word with you?” Three minutes later, Mizuki inexplicably passed him and even patted him on the shoulder. “You’ve got potential, kid!” When Team Seven was formed, Kakashi asked with narrowed eyes, “What are your dreams?” Sasuke said he wanted revenge, Sakura wanted to get stronger. When it was Naruto’s turn, he picked his nose and grinned. “Me? I just want to build a big place where all my brothers can eat meat, drink wine, and find wives. And, well, maybe become Hokage for fun?” Uchiha Madara stood before an army of a hundred thousand White Zetsu and sneered. “Kid, who do you think you are to talk about ruling the world?” Naruto, or rather, Liu Bang, laughed. He looked back at those behind him: Sasuke’s Susanoo, Gaara’s giant sand hand, Killer B’s Eight-Tails, and all of Konoha’s Twelve Guardian Ninja. Then he turned back to Madara with a classic, roguish grin: “Brother, I might not be as good as you at fighting. But when it comes to getting a bunch of unruly fellows to follow me and conquer the world...” “That’s my specialty.”