When I woke up, I became Shen Gongbao, the number one wronged person on the list of gods.
Yuanshi Tianzun said: "It is difficult for you to achieve immortality. This is a given."
The system said: "Collapse the list of gods and kill them. You can survive."
I looked at the "Fellow Taoist Please Stay" law of cause and effect experience card and the "Know all Heavenly Court Bagua" database in my hand, and fell into deep thought.
So——
When Jiang Ziya held up the magic whip, I broadcast a live broadcast of the VR video of him peeking at Fairy Yaochi taking a bath.
Nezha rushed over on Hot Wheels. I took out the Gatling Magic and turned his lotus body into a sieve.
Yuanshi Tianzun's nine-turn golden elixir? Feed the roaring dog. Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace? Transformed into a fully automatic barbecue grill.
I formed the "Anti-Involution Cultivation Alliance" to recruit all the unlucky ones who didn't want to fill in the list.
Our slogan is: reject the blessings of heaven, boycott the fairy cakes, and change your own destiny!
While the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation was killing people like rivers of blood, I and my brothers were busy stealing houses, exchanging resources, and distributing dirty pamphlets.
Until the day the Conferred God Platform collapsed, the leader of Tongtian Cult pinched the back of my neck and chuckled:
"Fellow Taoist, please stay - these words belong to me now."
I looked at the looming Zhuxian Sword Formation behind him and swallowed:
"Boss, does our anti-involution policy... Include five insurances and one housing fund?"
