[One-line summary]
Others descend to earth to be pampered wives. I came down to run a matchmaking agency and break up couples. It works like a charm!
[Reader’s guide]
A Northeast Tiger Girl raises her dads and takes on all Three Realms without a single rival! The System becomes a full-time heckler, and the battle of the suitors turns into a parenting contest.
Shen Jiujiu was the hardest-working employee at the Red String Demolition Office in the Celestial Court’s Xuanji Bureau. Her KPI score was so high that her merit overflowed, so she had to tie three top-tier red strings around herself to take the pressure off. Then, with a crash, she fell into the human world and became a six-year-old Northeast Tiger Girl.
Her divine powers were gone, her memories were in pieces, and all she had left was a genuine Northeastern accent and the ability to see “marriage rubber bands.”
But business must go on! She drew an office in chalk beside the flower bed in her apartment complex, then shouted in her little-kid voice:
“Relationship strategy consulting! We break up one couple at a time, and it works like a charm! Abusive men, parasites, mama’s boys, and women who bankroll their brothers, bring them to me! I’ll split up every one of them, one couple at a time!”
She knows every kind of trashy man and woman, and she’s a professional couple-breaker who specializes in hopeless romantics!
Before long, all Three Realms were in an uproar.
The Demon Lord’s palace was covered in little “Best Daddy” stickers.
A safety leash was tied to the sword hilt of the Sword Immortal.
The Demon Emperor changed his social media bio to: “Professional dad, part-time idol.”
Meanwhile, the Heavenly Dao KPI System was cramming through a crash course in Northeastern dialect all night, just to keep up with its Host’s jokes.
As for me, Shen Jiujiu, six and a half years old, CEO of the Three Realms Relationship Strategy Consulting Company, with three top powerhouses from the Three Realms under my command, my daily worry is:
These dads are way too competitive. I’m running out of little stickers to hand out. What am I supposed to do?
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