I became a genius in the world of cultivating immortals, but my cultivation was completely ruined at the peak of my powers.
I wanted to move to the outer gate and be a salted fish, bask in the sun, feed the cows, and end the rest of my life.
Unexpectedly, the entire sect is suffering from "Brain Compensation Syndrome"——
I was basking in the sun, and they said I was enlightening on the "Great Way of Movement and Stillness."
I feed the cows, and they say I am practicing "psychic communication."
I thought it was noisy and yelled "Shut up", but I actually shouted back the hundred thousand demon army!
Seeing them crying and shouting to give me the position of leader, I collapsed on the recliner and sighed:
"Okay, but I'm only responsible for lying down."
Thus, the most outrageous sect rule in the history of Qingyun Sect was born:
Sleeping at noon is mandatory, all morning exercises are cancelled, and fishing in the back mountains is legalized.
When the entire world of cultivating immortals was desperately involution, our sect became number one in the three realms by "lying flat".
And the salted fish leader who eats candy cakes all day has become the legend in the fairy world that is most unwilling to ascend.
