I've Gone Crazy! I Went Viral in Showbiz by Acting Unhinged

Jiang Zhi, the “top-tier pretty face” hated by the entire internet, has awakened.

Faced with a flood of scandals and her company's massive breach-of-contract fee, she looks at her pitiful, harmless face in the mirror and decides to stop trying to fix things.

“If nobody believes I'm a sweet, demure girl, then I'll go crazy and give you all a show!”

On a livestreamed travel dating show where the contestants have to get by on a shoestring budget, the other actresses are busy applying natural-looking makeup and cultivating their “ditzy beauty” personas.

Jiang Zhi, meanwhile, slings a woven plastic sack over her shoulder and squats by the roadside, expertly collecting bottles.

“Don't talk to me about love. Love costs money! Hey, bro, are you done with that Red Bull? Can I have the bottle? I'm saving up for a jianbing.”

When the scheming female contestant bursts into tears and accuses her: “Jiang Zhi, why did you push me?”

Jiang Zhi pulls out an electronic wooden fish and taps it as she sincerely chants:

“Merit plus one, manners minus one hundred. Don't cry, sis. Keep it up and I'll give you a send-off right here. I guarantee you'll be reborn mute.”

When a reporter tries to provoke her: “Get out of showbiz!”

Jiang Zhi calmly turns on a Bluetooth speaker and plays “Good Luck Is Coming” on repeat.

“This is my blessing for everyone here. Festive enough? If not, should I kowtow for you?”

The internet goes from hating her to laughing until they cry:

[Jiang Zhi's mental state is a hundred years ahead of humanity!] [Someone should check her brain, but don't fix it. I love watching her!]

No one expected Xie Wang, the notorious playboy heir of the capital's elite, not only to be unfazed by her antics, but to trail behind her eagerly and help carry her plastic sack.

“Zhi Zhi, you haven't checked that trash can yet. Leave it to me!”