Jiang Zhi, the "top vase" who is black on the Internet, has awakened.
Faced with overwhelming black material and the company's high liquidated damages, she looked at her pitiful, harmless face in the mirror and decided to give up treatment:
"Since no one believes in pretending to be a lady, then I will go crazy to cheer you up!"
In a Qiong You Love TV series broadcast live on the entire network, other actresses were busy putting on makeup and creating "idiot beauty" personas.
Jiang Zhi, however, was carrying a snakeskin woven bag and squatting on the roadside to pick up bottles skillfully:
"Don't talk about relationships with me. Talking about relationships hurts money! Brother, have you finished drinking the Red Bull in your hand? Can you give me the bottle? I want to save money to buy a pancake."
Faced with the green tea heroine's cry and frame-up: "Sister Jiang Zhi, why did you push me?"
Jiang Zhi took out an electronic wooden fish with her backhand, and while banging it, she chanted the sutra sincerely:
"Merit +1, quality -100. Sister, stop crying. If you cry again, I will give you salvation on the spot and guarantee that you will be reincarnated as a mute in your next life."
Facing reporters' difficulties: "Get out of the entertainment industry!"
Jiang Zhi calmly turned on the Bluetooth speaker and played "Good Luck" in a loop:
"This is my blessing to everyone here. Is it festive? If it's not enough, I'll give you another one?"
From the beginning, netizens scolded the whole network, and then the whole network laughed:
[Jiang Zhi's mental state is 100 years ahead of humans! I suggest you check her brain, but don't cure it, I love to see it!
No one expected that the prince Xie Wang, who was known to be a womanizer, not only did not dislike her, but also followed her behind her to help carry the snakeskin bag:
"Zhizhi, that trash can hasn't been emptied yet, just leave it to me!"
Reader comments
To be honest, this book was beyond my expectations. At first I thought it was a similar kind of epileptic literature, plus avatars, Bai Yueguang literature, etc. It turns out that there is a universe inside, the heroine is not as simple as she seems on the surface, and the male protagonist's domineering character is generally not greasy and is pretty good.
Very beautiful, highly recommended
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, say what you want three times.
Made me laugh so hard. [Laughing]
To be honest, this book was beyond my expectations. At first I thought it was a similar kind of epileptic literature, plus avatars, Bai Yueguang literature, etc. It turns out that there is a universe inside, the heroine is not as simple as she seems on the surface, and the male protagonist's domineering character is generally not greasy and is pretty good.
Very beautiful, highly recommended
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, say what you want three times. Made me laugh so hard. [Laughing]