[Wild imagination + mistaken grandeur + invincible protagonist + behind-the-scenes mastermind + comedy]
I’m going crazy! I’m just an ordinary supermarket manager, so why does the whole world think I’m a god?!
I taught an intern how to mop the floor, and he had an epiphany about the “Law of Cleanliness” right there on the spot, becoming the “God’s Chosen” worshipped by the Great Wall organization!
I hired an accountant, and on his first day he used his superpowers to scare off the market regulators, then used the “Law of Causality” to bankrupt a deadbeat who owed me 25 yuan!
I signed employment contracts with both of them. Supernatural organizations around the world detected the birth of two [Holy Contracts] and panicked, holding emergency meetings through the night!
The most absurd part is that a world-ending entity calling itself the [Administrator Zero] disguised itself as a technician coming to fix my internet, intending to “physically format” me.
But because he didn’t have a health code, I barred him from entering under epidemic prevention regulations, trapping him in a logical deadlock!
Watching him fly into a rage, I sighed. “No code, no entry. What do you think this supermarket is?”
He doesn’t understand that my supermarket is the “absolute domain” of mortal rules!
