When I was five years old, I, Lin Xiaotuan, made a mistake in my own backyard and became the most vicious living villain in the history of the underworld.
What is bound to it is not a serious system, but a poisonous and arrogant [Melon-eating System], which urges me to complete KPIs every day:
"Host, the melons of the starving devil on West Street will stay ripe, go and solve the case!"
"Host, Meng Po soup is mixed with water. This melon is very strong!"
I thought I could get by by relying on my innate ability to read minds, listening to ghosts' voices, and eating old melons. Unexpectedly, my whole family could hear my voice!
Mother Wen Wan silently took out the Xuanmen magic weapon;
Calm Daddy flipped through the book of reincarnation late at night;
Even my unconscious sister was talking in her sleep to help me analyze clues...
Our Lin family seems to be in trouble.
What's even more exciting is that my melon-eating system doesn't work for him! Right! Strength!
When the merit points are exhausted, he will use his last energy to exchange me for candied haws;
He can transform into a white fox spiritual pet that only I can touch;
In the end, before my eyes, he turned into a sixteen-year-old boy with gentle eyebrows and said he would protect me for a thousand years.
Later, the Three Realms headlines exploded:
"Shocked!" The cute baby accidentally ate melon and exposed the biggest scandal in heaven!
"The missing page of the Book of Reincarnation actually hides the truth about the mad judge"
"All members of the Lin family awaken and join hands with cute children to bravely enter the heaven: We are just ordinary descendants of the guardian"
And me and my system, ah no, it's my boy——
We went from sharing a candied haws to sharing a life;
From deciphering the voices of little ghosts to listening to the secrets of all things in the three realms.
Eat the sweetest melon, solve the most unresolved case, and by the way... Get back all the love you owed me in this life.
