——When three "conspicuous packages" came to the world of immortality, everyone went crazy
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[What kind of gods (menstrual diseases) are these three?
Li Xiaofan, a straight man with terminal cancer.
The fairy winked, and he asked: "Are your eyes cramped?"
The princess took off her stockings and he studied: "This material can sharpen swords."
All the goddesses in the immortal world formed the "Invincible Alliance", which collapsed three months later:
"This man... Is invulnerable, invulnerable, and horribly straight!"
Zhang Ying, if you want money, don't kill your ancestor.
A hemorrhoids clinic opens in the underworld, and the devil becomes a paying tenant.
Transform the Hell of Hell into a food city and charge stall fees.
Life motto: "You can die, but you can't default on your debts; you can carry thunder, but you can't tolerate poverty!"
Zhuo Wen, a top student in the late stages of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Write an "Instruction Manual" for the Immortal Cultivation Technique, and do aerodynamic testing for the flying sword.
Optimizing the process of reincarnation in the underworld, allowing Mengpo soup to have 106 flavors, and also establishing a membership system.
When I see something asymmetrical, I will twitch on the spot: "This formation... The energy difference between the left and right is 0.3%! I can't stand it anymore!"
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[How will they "rectify" the world of immortality?
