My Villainous Family Goes on a Rampage After Hearing My Thoughts

[Important content warning: This is not a traditional historical romance! The premise gets wildly imaginative, and the technology goes into overdrive later on, with mecha, aliens, and the vast reaches of space. Expect absurd comedy and pure, unrestrained wish fulfillment! Check your brain at the door and enjoy the ride!]

Jiang Suisui is reborn as the legitimate daughter of the most notorious chancellor in the Great Yu Dynasty, just as she is born.

According to the original plot, her father is a treacherous minister, her eldest brother is a butcher, her second sister is a seductive consort, and she herself is just an extra in the whole family’s execution.

Gazing around at the gilded splendor of the room, Suisui sighs in despair:

[Father, these golden nanmu pillars are beyond the permitted specifications! When the family is seized next month, they’ll be evidence of your crimes!]

The chancellor’s hand trembles, and he has the pillars painted black overnight.

[Big Brother, don’t save that drowning prince! He’ll skin you and use your hide to make a war drum!]

The young general slips and, without missing a beat, knocks the prince unconscious with a rock.

[Mother, there’s an infertility drug in the bird’s nest soup Cousin brought you. She wants to take your place!]

Her mother, the princess royal, smiles sweetly and promptly pours the scalding soup down her cousin’s throat.

Jiang Suisui spends her days eating and drinking. Not only does the whole family escape execution, she watches them rise higher and higher until the entire court considers them a “family of sages.” Even the tyrant who is destined to destroy her family spends his days hanging over the wall, coaxing her: “Suisui, I offer you the empire as my bride price. When will you come home with me?” Jiang Suisui: ??? Has the plot gone off the rails?

...Who could have guessed that as the family’s power kept growing, the Great Yu’s dragon banners would not only spread across the world but reach all the way to the moon? The Jiang family leads all of humanity into the age of interstellar exploration!