Meituan rider Lin Qiu accidentally traveled to Bianliang City in the Song Dynasty while delivering food. When he opened his eyes, there was only a spilled Malatang, a ridiculous Gatling model, and half a box of lighters in his arms. Facing the flirting dandy, the curious princess, and the eyeing Jin Bing, Lin Qiu slapped his forehead: Why are you delivering takeaways? This must be "high-tech"?
As a result, the Song Dynasty, with its sudden change of painting style, ushered in its "chief arms supplier".
He used lighters to fool the blacksmith, and used fireworks formulas to magically modify gunpowder. During the first test firing, the homemade musket exploded on the spot, scaring the blacksmith into revising his will all night long. Princess Zhao Lingxi's eyes shone brightly: "The power is acceptable, but the movement is a bit too loud. Next time, make it one that can fire continuously?"
Lin Qiu scratched his head: Continuous hair? Your request is quite forward... How about trying a "beggar's version" grenade first?
From then on, his "arms delivery" orders began to be delivered in outrageous ways:
"General Yue, the 'Italian Cannon' (imitation super large two-kick) you ordered has arrived. Please give it a five-star review. It comes with the 'Iron Buddha Shocking Set'!"
"Han Shuai, the 'Gatling Bodhisattva' (six-tube firework injector) you ordered is on the way, and the trial unit has been delivered. Remember to broadcast the results live, and we can discuss the distribution of the goods!"
"Sir, the 'Katyusha' (a modified version of Hundred Tigers Running Together, Arrow Demon) you want is under development, but please pay the final payment for the last 'Heartless Cannon' first. We are operating on a small budget and do not accept credit..."
Above the court, the main war faction and the main peace faction looked at each other in confusion as they looked at the battle report: How come this "magical soldier from heaven" is so familiar with the delivery method and always gets good reviews?
