The Breathing of Qidu's Number One Loser

[By day, I’m Qidu’s Number One Useless Wretch] Forty-nine Heavenly Dipper seals lock my meridians, suppress my soul, and leave me at everyone’s mercy!

[By night, I’m the Dream Domain’s Number One Demon God] My soul leaves my body, and a single thought can shatter mountains and rivers! Whether you’re a righteous prodigy, an evil cultivator, or a monstrous fiend, you’re all like stinking dogs before me!

[Wretch or genius? Demon Venerable or Divine Venerable? I, Yu Qipo, get to decide!]

Then a baby’s cries rang out from Blackwind Stronghold, beneath the twin moons... Perfect!

This rotten salted fish, pickled for more than twenty years, is finally flipping over tonight!

The world may be foul, but my bones stand proud!

However faint a wretch’s breath may be, it can still stir up a bloody storm!

Watch me shatter all illusions, toy with the heavens, find romance, and make a fortune!

Come on, everyone, let’s get started!

[Original title: The Breathing of Qidu’s Number One Useless Wretch] This is not a mindless power fantasy! Not a System novel! Not a xuanhuan novel! If that bothers you, think twice before diving in!