Qidu's Most Useless Breathing Sound

[During the day, I am the number one loser in Qidu] Seventy-seven forty-nine Tiangang seals lock my heart, suppress my soul, and everyone can bully me! [At night, I am the number one demon in the Dream Realm] My soul leaves my body and my thoughts shatter the mountains and rivers! Regardless of whether you are a righteous genius or an evil cultivator, you are all like a stinky dog ​​in front of me! Waste? Or a genius? Demon Lord? Or a god? I, Yu Qipou, have the final say! Until there was a baby crying from Heifeng Village, and the two moons hung in the sky... Perfect! The smelly salted fish that has been pickled for more than 20 years will start to change tonight! The world is rotten and my bones are in ruins! No matter how weak the waste's breathing is, it can still stir up a fishy wind! Let's see how I can conquer everything, play with the heavens, win love, and make a lot of money! Come on, brothers and sisters, let's get started together! [The original title of the book is "The Breathing Sound of the No. 1 Loser in Qidu"] It is not a brainless and refreshing article! Unsystematic article! Not fantasy! If you mind, beware!