After I Brought My Aloof Martial Uncle Down from Her Pedestal

[Taming a dog + male lead forgets his roots + a touch of ensemble cast + super-sweet romance] [Two-faced enchantress × emotionless Daoist Venerable] Xie Xingyun is the coldest, most untouchable heartthrob in the cultivation world. As an enchantress from the Joyous Union Sect, I put everything into flirting with him. He shot me down without mercy: “Do you read too many romance stories?” “Those who cultivate the Dao should be diligent and disciplined.” “Stay away from me. I’m going to practice my swordsmanship.” Me: ??? · I was furious. So I slept with him in the very first chapter. I slipped him a dose of “potent medicine.” As desire took hold, he gripped my waist, his gaze dangerous: “You really have... some nerve.” I smirked. Not so unshakable now, are you? · To escape my pursuers, I infiltrated his sect and became his “well-behaved” disciple. Our daily routine went like this: I flirt, he rebuffs me; I flirt again, he punishes me; I keep flirting, and he... turns red at the ears. The entire sect is betting on when Uncle-Master Xie will throw me off the mountain. · Later, I was badly wounded saving him, and he held me in his arms, crying like a child. The day my identity was exposed, he stood in front of me with his sword raised and said to everyone in the world: “I taught her. I spoil her. Anyone have a problem with that?” · The once stubborn, iron-mouthed Venerable of the Emotionless Dao now clings to me every night, looking thoroughly aggrieved: “Back in that ruined temple, did you only want my yang essence?” I teased him. “What else?” His eyes instantly reddened, and he held me tight. “No. My yang essence is mine, and you’re mine too. You... aren’t getting away from me for the rest of your life.” #So much for the untouchable beauty #Wasn’t that mouth of yours always good at talking back? #Could you make your logic add up while pursuing your wife, Daoist?