When he woke up, Lin Xiaoxing became the rookie of "Star Expedition" that was ridiculed by the entire Internet. I thought it would be hell at the beginning, but found out - all the masters on the server had collectively lost their minds?
The great master's combos were stuck, the professional team was defeated by the wild boar, and even the ultimate BOSS began to follow the footsteps of retired veteran cadres.
And she, being a true novice at gaming, threw a rock and hit a hidden achievement; she stomped on the floor blindly, triggering the first pass in the entire server.
When she formed a team with three "has-been masters", the whole server laughed: "The loser alliance, report it."
Until the league scene, the opponent arranged a winning formation. Lin Xiaoxing looked at the glowing console and whispered: "If you press red, it will explode, right? Then I'll press blue."
The next second, the opponent's base exploded.
In the post-match interview, she held the glowing mushrooms given by her teammates with an innocent look on her face: "Isn't this how the game... Is played?"
In the background, the game's chief engineer stared at the server logs reporting crazy errors, lost in thought: "What hidden permissions is she unlocking..."
The top post on the forum has become popular: "Urgent! How to pretend that you haven't been beaten by novice players? Waiting online!
