Earth Defense Headquarters, the last line of defense for human civilization.
The "absolute zero fluctuation" system that the former general worked so hard to maintain is nothing more than a huge "money-making machine" in the eyes of the new commander Zhu Yizhi (pig).
He is a "business genius": He disliked the names of his allies as being too tacky, so he forcibly gave them the names "Flame" and "Gold"; in order to get kickbacks, he even started an "exchange rate war" on the life-saving interstellar energy, starving his allies to death.
He is a "master of employing people": he kicked away top scientists and promoted Lian Meng En, an Internet cafe trainer, to be the technical director.
Learning Meng En's operation and maintenance methods: Reactor overheating is called "overcoming tribulation", energy leakage is called "detoxification", he cannot understand English and uses the men's toilet sign "MEN" as a macho totem, and he also wears a cosplay mecha to scare alien detectors.
In the hands of this grassroots team, the earth miraculously lasted for half a year!
Because the enemy's advanced civilization's AI cannot figure it out even if it breaks the CPU:
"Why did that commander named 'Zhu Yiyi' turn off the shield and only turn on the holographic projection? What dimension is this empty city plan?!"
"Is that mecha giant dancing in front of the battle array (actually Lian Meng'en taking a selfie) the ultimate weapon of the earth?!"
This is a absurd story about ignorance, greed and ignorance.
Watch how they push the earth into a gorgeous fireworks show with their own hands amid laughter and laughter.
