Don’t Throw That Away! It’s a Spirit Stone!

My name is Lu Shi. Before I joined the immortal sect, I was a pig butcher. Now I'm a scavenger, a menial disciple in Abandoned Sword Valley.

The heirs of prestigious sects think this place is filthy, stinks, and is full of fire poison. That's because they don't know its worth. To them, these are useless pills, dregs, and broken swords. To me, they're life, cultivation, and the road to Heaven.

I'm a simple man. Anyone who lets me live gets a smile; anyone who won't gets sent off to become fertilizer. They all say I'm honest, timid, and meek. Liu Mazi, who tried to scheme against me, thought the same, until several thousand jin of red-hot ore slag crushed his ribs and left him lying at my feet like a dead dog. Only then did he understand what kind of man I was.

Don't ask me what Dao I cultivate. If it can make me immortal, I'll even chew toxic waste pills until they crunch. Even if the sky is falling, I'll dare to rip the lid off a dead man's coffin and patch up Heaven itself!

As for dignity, can you spend it like spirit stones?

Classic xianxia + dark humor + an unmatched, strong female lead + hardcore survival + gradual growth (not formulaic) + dark money-making + strong female lead xianxia + comedy