A hundred years ago, I was already invincible in the mortal realm, yet I had no idea I was a Dao Venerable.
My master kicked me down the mountain and gave me only a copy of The Primordial Divine Portrait Manual.
Short on cash? Paint Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, and win the lottery jackpot. Wealth will come pouring in!
Run into a demon? Paint Nezha, the Third Lotus Prince, and his Universe Ring will smash the Soul-Eating Banner while his Wind-Fire Wheels crush the courage of ten thousand demons!
Made an enemy of an old devil undergoing tribulation? Don’t panic. I’ve got the Monkey King’s face ready. Even a telephone pole can serve as his Golden Cudgel, and one swing will send the Blood Soul flying!
What? The barrier between immortals and mortals has stood for eons, preventing the gods from descending?
Sorry, my Divine Portrait Art is a bug in the Heavenly Dao!
King Yama offers me a cigarette, Erlang Shen pours me a drink, and even the Victorious Fighting Buddha wants to discuss the Dao over three cups!
In this world, all it takes is a painted face, and I’m invincible!
