The sales king was thrown into the doomsday examination room, and the KPI was to make the "son of destiny" in each world call him daddy.
In the world of immortality, I gave chicken soup to my husband-in-law: "Follow me, you will ascend to Nascent Soul in three years and five years, and slap the whole family in the face!"
In the cyber world, I give a warning to social-terrorist hackers: "Believe me, your garbage mountain can be listed on the IPO!"
Zombies are sieging the city, and my coward Ou Huang started a live broadcast: "Old man, just hold on and shoot a rocket in this wave!"
——Until the system urged me to harvest all "customers" as sacrifices.
I sent a group WeChat message backhand: "Dear, there is a crowdfunding project to overthrow the evil Party A, do you want to follow me?"
Later, the headlines of Doomsday: "The insurance man is selling hope across dimensions."
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