[D&D 5e, heavily modified] [Tale Plagiarist] [Harem] [Comedy]
During his fourteenth takeoff, legendary pilot Zhou You was unfortunately run over by a truck and transmigrated to the continent of Faerun.
The good news: he was a bard with a golden finger.
The bad news: that golden finger was a little indecent.
Facing the disdain of his companions and the confusion of outsiders, when turmoil once again swept across Faerun, he resolutely used the power of his golden finger to save the continent from falling apart.
Selune, Goddess of the Moon, looked down at Zhou You. "Say that again. What are you trying to do?"
"It's a misunderstanding! This is a necessary step on the path to becoming stronger!"
