Reading Is Not as Good as Gossip. I Am the Best at Showing Off and Eating Melons.

[Fetal wear + group pet + system + sand sculpture] Zhou Mianmian, the ninth princess of the Great Zhou Dynasty, opens her clear and silly big eyes every day and eats watermelon seriously in the court hall. Until one day, the civil and military personnel of the entire dynasty collectively heard hallucinations—— On the dragon throne, the emperor was listening to the civil servants below reprimanding the marquis of Zhenbian for supporting the army and respecting himself. The Ninth Princess lowered her head and showed off her watermelon: [Dad, the color of your hat matches the Marquis' cloak. He will guard the border for you, and you will support his wife. The bead in the emperor's hand "clicked" to pieces. The censor impeached the chief assistant for forming a party for personal gain. The Ninth Princess spit out the melon seeds: [Laughing, his list of party members is not as thick as the account book of his hidden room. Do you need me to report my address? Later—— It was rumored that the violent new champion of science and technology ran three streets after going to court, just to grab the last piece of brown sugar glutinous rice cake. The cold-faced general, the god of war, squatted on the roof late at night, with tears streaming down his face, and eavesdropped on his cat giving birth. Even the emperor learned to put his feet up and discuss with the eunuchs which color of the latest lipstick in the harem is whiter. The Ninth Princess panicked: [Why is this court becoming more and more abnormal? All civil and military officials in the court were even more panicked: Please don't stop! We all rely on this "voice" to save our lives! Until the enemy army came to the border, the Ninth Princess looked at the map and frowned: [Forget it, you're so stupid, you went around the back and stole the house! Isn't their food and fodder hidden in...] On the second day, news of the successful border crossing came. The emperor on the dragon throne smiled and waved: "Good girl, come here, dad wants to discuss something with you -" "Next time I eat melon... Can I take dad with me?" #Helpthismelonbaocuo# # Chaotang has become my go-to guy# #divulge, why have you become the group's favorite?