Cultivating Through Chemistry: Try My Strongest Dose!

[Multiple heroines - Evil cultivator quack - Free treatment, guaranteed to kill] “You may not understand cultivation, but you have to understand chemistry!” “I'm not an evil cultivator. I'm just rapidly redistributing wealth in the cultivation world and promoting common ascension.” “To treat a prodigy's crooked mouth, all you need is one dose. After that, I guarantee their face will still look just like them, even if the smile doesn't!” “Treat one, kill ten or a hundred. If they don't die, you don't pay!” “Three doses are guaranteed to speed up the talent cycle and bring forth the children of fortune faster.” “Heh heh heh, try my most powerful dose!” Mortals give up everything to serve the immortals! Immortals give nothing to protect mortals! Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill! Ye Huai'an transmigrates to a cultivation world without a System, armed only with a shipping container full of preservatives and chemistry books! [This story aims to remind everyone to handle experiments safely. Never dispose of unfamiliar chemicals carelessly in real life.] [This story is fictional and does not constitute instructions of any kind. The illegal manufacture, possession, or use of hazardous chemicals is a serious criminal offense.]