Good news: I’ve awakened a golden finger called the Heroic Spirits Apartment.
Bad news: Every tenant is a handful!
Want to send Second Master into battle?
Guan Yu (stroking his beard with a cold snort): “My Green Dragon Crescent Blade can only be polished with the finest liquor!”
Me: Got it. I’ll go steal you some Moutai!
Want Lü Bu to take the field?
Lü Bu (polishing his Sky Piercer): “Where’s my Red Hare? No horse, no fight!”
Me (weeping): “Bro, where am I supposed to find you a Ferghana horse in this city? Would a Ferrari work?!”
Want Guan Yu and Lü Bu to fight together?
The two of them: “It’s him or me!”
Humans and ghosts alike won’t stop arguing. Only Zhao Yun quietly gets on with the work!
[Warning! A dispute between neighbors has caused a power short circuit in the apartment. Landlord’s mental strength: -50%!]
Other people are summoners. I’m a damn property manager and counselor!
Help, how do I get this bunch of great heroes to behave? Waiting for answers online. It’s urgent.
