The Royal Good-for-Nothing: I Cultivate Immortality and Crush Magic and Battle Aura

Any Epic, Ensemble Cultivation Stories? No Romance, Please! I'm Out of Reading Material

I'm looking for something like "The Brooding Senior Sister Is So Cool, the Whole Cultivation World Has Gone Mad". I want something satisfying, not a tearjerker, with a stunning opening that grabs me right away instead of making me read for ages before it gets good. And please, good writing!