Whatever! I Picked Up a Sweet Assistant, So Why Is She a Psycho Villain?

Name: Whatever! I Picked Up a Sweet Assistant, So Why Is She a Psycho Villain?
Author: East Wind Baijifu

摆烂！捡个甜心助理咋是疯批反派

by East Wind Baijifu (东风百吉福)

Status: Completed
Length: 507k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A sharp-tongued, wooden black cat’s illegitimate daughter ✖ a scheming, obedient-acting, sinister black villain

Two equally matched lunatics

[Devoted dog + both are each other’s first and only + sweet romance + age gap + mutual salvation]

Tian Ning only learned after she died that she was a vicious supporting character. Furious, she was reborn.

Even as a death countdown torments her, all she wants is to give up and stay out of trouble.

But she seems to have grown even more vicious.

Ke Luo, head of an investment inspection team, and a butcher from a fishing village.

He looks like a gentle male supporting character! Though there might be something wrong with his sense of taste.

She threw him over her shoulder, then abducted him and made him her assistant.

But this man doesn’t seem to spend his days slaughtering pigs.

So he’s been lying to her all along.

Only… he sees her as a meal.

Cornered against the wall, she looked at the battered man before her.

“What are you hiding for? Didn’t you promise to feed me?”

I’ve wanted to eat you for a long time.

The top two spots on the hitman rankings are vacant, and the third-ranked killer decides to take their own life.

After unexpectedly contracting a strange illness, he wants to end it all.

Or find that person and erase them completely.

The night they were captured, they faced off with guns drawn.

“Miss Detective, I’ll give you a chance to aim at me.”

“You think I wouldn’t dare?”

“Onxy’s major shareholder is obsessed with using secret identities…” “A bloodthirsty, violent madman who killed his mother and his mentor…” “Mr. K is a perverted old demon who likes pretty children…”

At last, she realized she wasn’t the only villain.

The other one was following a revenge plot, dark, bloody, and violent.

He dragged her back into bed and asked quietly, “Don’t you like it?”

On the verge of suffocating, she replied, “I never said I didn’t like it!”

The souls of the dead in the octagonal cage are no saints.

The day the butterfly spread its wings, she saved him from the storm and snow, and led him into the abyss.

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