[Rebirth + Funny + System + Bringing Goods + Brain Boosting]
Li Wu, a senior social worker who died suddenly while staying up late at a big factory to make PPT, became the number one player in the Ming Dynasty - the Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao.
Seeing the old man who was urging him to attend meetings (morning court) and work overtime (approving memorials), Li Wu's mentality collapsed on the spot: "I was exhausted in my previous life. In this life, I just want to lie down and fish. Anyone who advises me to work hard is trying to usurp the throne!"
Bind to the "Pin Xixi Emperor Edition System", as long as your behavior is outrageous and foolish enough, you can exchange it for modern supplies!
As a result, the painting style of the Ming Dynasty was completely distorted:
• He cooked hot pot in Jinluan Palace: a civil official's death remonstrance? I reward you with a chopstick of a spicy base that is so spicy that the first assistant will dance in public!
• He conducts live broadcasts in the harem to bring goods: The plastic glass beads with free shipping on 9.9 Were blown into "stars in the Western Regions", harvesting the wallets of wealthy businessmen all over the world!
• He set off drone fireworks at the border: When the Tatar cavalry went south, they saw the "Luminous Strange Birds" flying all over the sky and "The Most Dazzling National Style" played on the loudspeaker. They were so frightened that they withdrew their troops and returned to the grassland to raise sheep!
Chief Assistant Liu Jian: "I wanted to hit the wall, but the spicy sticks your Majesty sent are too fragrant..."
Wang Shouren, the God of War: "The fidget spinner your Majesty throws carelessly contains the principles of the operation of the universe. Your Majesty is truly a saint!"
Li Wu was helpless: "I'm really messing around. Why is Ming Dynasty invincible? I really just want to retire!"
Accidentally, Ming Dynasty was brought to a height that did not belong to it.