[Urban Imagination] [National Fortune Stream] [Genius Stream] [Send it over to the country] [High IQ Stream] [Calm] [Hot-blooded] [Great Country Feelings] [Interdimensional Trade] [Strong Country]
After traveling through time, I started selling meat from another world at the entrance of the Price Bureau, with a price tag of 100 million.
The whole Internet called me a lunatic, until a dying senator ate it to extend his life by ten years, and a national treasure academician begged me to give me some for research.
The Ministry of National Security came to talk to me overnight: "Comrade, your stall has been requisitioned by the state. From today on, you are the chief advisor of the 'Mountain and Sea Project'."
Later, when the alien fleet came to the solar system, the first representative of the earth they saw was me wearing an apron and carrying a kitchen knife. "Don't be nervous," I said with a smile, "If we can't talk, we have the ingredients for tonight."
