I transmigrated into a horror game. Others wet themselves with fear, but I make ghosts kneel!
The moment Lu Chen opened his eyes, he found himself a cannon fodder character in a terrifying instance.
The Ghost Mother was crawling out of the TV, and his teammates were sobbing hysterically.
He grabbed an ashtray and said, “Mom, the TV’s broken. Stop watching it. I’ll get you a new flat-screen later.”
Bang! First kill achieved.
The System awakened, and I grew stronger by scaring ghosts!
Other players’ golden fingers helped them fight monsters and level up. Lu Chen’s [Negative Emotions System] specialized in dealing with anyone who refused to behave
The Ghost Father shows up in a rage? One “Catch the Blade Bare-Handed” and you’ll be on your knees calling me Dad!
The Ghost Sister unleashes a mental assault? I’ll have Fatty sing “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” to brainwash her right back!
A ghostly family feast serves raw human flesh? I’ll flip the table: “This food is so bad even a dog wouldn’t eat it!”
The livestream chat exploded:
“This newbie is treating ghosts like his grandkids?!”
“Report him! He’s definitely cheating!”
“Cheating? He’s just performing a good old-fashioned physical exorcism!”
While other players struggled to survive in terror, Lu Chen and his sidekick, Wang Pangzi, had already launched their “Instance Demolition Office” operation
The Silent Hospital? I’ll write the director a medical chart!
The Blood-Red Train? From now on, I’m the one doing the conductor’s job!
The Ghost Bride tries to force me into marriage? I pull out a bottle of Erguotou: “If our bond is deep, we down it in one gulp. Once we’re done, we can talk about getting divorced!”
At last, the mastermind behind the horror game completely lost it and roared:
“Lu Chen! If you keep demolishing instances, I’m going bankrupt!”
Lu Chen weighed the ashtray in his hand and smiled faintly:
“Why the rush? We’ve barely started. I hear your headquarters is pretty luxurious. How about taking me on a tour?”
[Violent exorcist + hilarious livestreams + a breath of fresh air in the instance genre]
