"Interview, as a well-known filial son in Lanni Street, what were you thinking when your father passed away?"
Facing the camera, Chen Ye pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses, his face full of grief:
"I'm wondering if you can get a 20% discount on the rent of the ice coffin? Also, can you take advantage of the heat and replace the QR code that collects membership fees at the door with mine?"
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This is a family full of evil people.
My father, Chen Wanshan, lied in an ice coffin and pretended to be dead in order to defraud him of 20,000 yuan in pension. He sent me a WeChat message asking me to turn up the air conditioner.
My younger sister, Chen Anni, not only had her ex-boyfriend's car scratched, but she also counted the repair costs as "youth loss expenses."
And I, Chen Ye, the only "normal person" in this family, am responsible for wiping their butts and emptying the pockets of those who watch the fun.
