[Funny + nonsensical + cute and cute + cool article + brainless ]
Su Zhen, the Duke of the town, had a daughter when he was old, and he regarded her as a treasure. He just wanted to raise her to be a noble lady who would never leave the house.
Su Su (biting her pacifier): Daddy, don't worry, I will be very "ladylike"!
So——
Learning embroidery, she sewed the table and the floor together with one stitch;
When learning to play the piano, she touched it lightly with her fingertips, breaking the strings, and the sound waves shattered half of the study room;
When she went to the military camp, she thought the stone lock was too light, so she threw the three hundred kilogram boulder as a sandbag;
When she met an assassin, she mistook the number one killer in the world for a teddy bear and almost broke his ribs.
Su Zhen looked at the devastated General's Mansion and looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes: "Where's the thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket we promised? This is obviously an iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover and a meteor hammer!"
Emperor: "I just want to see my niece. Why is she hung on the tree?"
Enemy general: "Withdraw your troops! Withdraw your troops quickly! That baby girl riding a tiger is coming again!"
Reader comments
It's good to read, because it's supposed to be a comedy novel, so don't pay too much attention to the details [face covering] [laughing evilly]
It's beautiful, it's so funny, and it's very funny [laughs]
It's great, fun people can definitely buy it.
Funny and humorous, it makes my stomach hurt👍👍👍👍👍
Beautiful and well written
Highly recommended, it's really beautiful, I love it.
Looking forward to the follow-up content
What the author wrote makes me laugh.
Super funny hahaha 🤣
Can't stop laughing [crying with laughter] [covering face]
It's so funny that I couldn't sleep because I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night.
Great, I love listening to this novel
In the past two days, I have followed Susu Fei.
Why did you write Susu in the following plot... No, the author is so big [crying]
It's good to read, because it's supposed to be a comedy novel, so don't pay too much attention to the details [face covering] [laughing evilly]
It's beautiful, it's so funny, and it's very funny [laughs]
It's great, fun people can definitely buy it.
Funny and humorous, it makes my stomach hurt👍👍👍👍👍
Beautiful and well written
Highly recommended, it's really beautiful, I love it.
Looking forward to the follow-up content
What the author wrote makes me laugh.
Super funny hahaha 🤣
Can't stop laughing [crying with laughter] [covering face]
It's so funny that I couldn't sleep because I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night.
Great, I love listening to this novel
In the past two days, I have followed Susu Fei.
Why did you write Susu in the following plot... No, the author is so big [crying]