My roommate made a high-profile proposal for me on the confession wall, so I used his photo to register for the "International Autism Thaw Dating Network."
The next day, his face was uploaded with the Buddha emoticon from "Journey to the West", with the text "My Buddha only saves Yuanren" and it went viral throughout the school.
He was so angry that he started a live chat in the dormitory. I silently switched to the trumpet and played "Power for Love" for him.
The live broadcast room was suddenly blocked on the grounds that "it spreads abstract culture and affects the construction of spiritual civilization on campus."
The school leader came to talk to us. I pointed at my roommate and said sincerely: "Teacher, he is very ill. I am helping him with art therapy."
A week later, the "Cyber Merit Wooden Fish" APP we jointly created became a hot search on the campus forum. After personal experience, the principal said: "It's nonsense, but it can be included in innovation and entrepreneurship credits."
Later, investors came to my door, and my roommate asked me tremblingly: "Brother, are we cheating?"
I turned on my phone, and on the screen was a newly updated hot word - #socialcurrency#.
"No," I looked deeply into the distance, "we are here to save all sentient beings in the cyber world."
