[Wreak havoc abroad] [Talent awakening] [Bad luck and misfortune]
In this era, people awaken their talents at the age of eighteen. Xin Yun “luckily” awakens a god-tier talent unseen in a century: [A Scourge That Lives a Thousand Years: The Jinx].
He was already planning to go home and work as a cleaner, but after his parents read his awakening report, they grinned. If he was a menace at home, wouldn’t he be a professional destroyer abroad? They couldn’t even be bothered to eat dinner. All they could think about was sending their dear son to meet their cherry-blossom friends in Little Japan, where people were living the good life. They had a one-way ticket booked that very night in under five minutes.
“Dear son, if you do a good job, we’ll give you a whole page of the family genealogy to yourself.”
“Dad, you’re my real dad. Aren’t you afraid I’ll kick the bucket over there if you send me?”
“What’s there to be afraid of? A scourge lives a thousand years, remember? How could you die? Besides, if you do kick the bucket over there, how miserable will they be? Sometimes, dying isn’t so bad!”
“Mom, look, Dad’s going crazy again! Help me!”
“My son, you only have one real dad in this life, and your dad is my only real husband. Why not just put up with it?”
So Xin Yun dug his hands into the ground while his parents each hoisted one of his legs over their shoulders and carried him out. Staring at the closed door with his booking details in hand, Xin Yun thought, “Seriously? I’ve barely awakened and I’m already kicked out of the house!” The door suddenly opened. “I knew Dad couldn’t bear to let me go!”
The next second, he got a smack on the head. “Who are you calling Dad? I’m the dad here! You jinx, stay away from my house!” Xin Yun: I must have been given away free with the phone bill!