Zhu Shou, the king of Internet giants, died suddenly from overwork and opened his eyes and became the Ming Dynasty Prince Zhu Houzhao.
Looking at the civil and military officials waiting for him to "take charge of the work", his eyes darkened - this was not ascending to the throne, it was clearly taking over an unfinished ultimate project!
As a result, the painting style in the first year of Zhengde suddenly changed:
The morning meeting becomes an "OKR alignment meeting", and the six-part memorial must be accompanied by a "data dashboard".
Manage the Yellow River? Make a Gantt chart first and accept it in stages!
The treasury is empty? Establish the "Da Ming Group", issue treasury bonds, and let all noble people be shareholders!
Mongolia invades the border? Don't worry, let me design a "military logistics optimization system" first...
The first assistant was heartbroken: "Your Majesty, the laws of our ancestors are immutable!"
Zhu Houzhao (Zhu Shou) slumped on the dragon chair, looked at the mountain of "to-do items", and shouted from his soul:
"When will my KPI be completed? I just want to... Get off work on time!"
[This is a hard-core funny story about a violent social beast who was forced to be CEO in the Ming Dynasty and used modern management thinking to turn the empire into a super company.
