I Deliver Takeout in the Capital, and Having a Few Extra Skills Is Just Right

[No System + Lighthearted Comedy, Feel Free to Roast It] The fortune-teller said I'd "wear a yellow robe and feast on lavish meals every day" this year, so I excitedly tipped him 200 yuan. The very next day, I put on Meituan's yellow uniform and started living off delivery food. Damn, I was playing five-dimensional chess all along!

My name is Li Pingfan, a former tutoring-center teacher who was forced out of work. Just when I thought my life was over, I found out that all those "acrobatic skills" my parents forced me to learn could actually save lives! A customer's Wi-Fi goes down? I switch the channel. A programmer can't fix a bug? I knock out three lines of code. Wait, why am I getting invited onto TV shows and even dating reality shows?

I was just hoping to earn a little more money when I met a celebrity whose eyes had lost their light. My clumsy jokes brought her smile back, and my sunny disposition helped heal her depression. When I fell for her, I kept my head and said, "Please wait for me." Three years later, I had every delivery box in the city printed with love confessions, offering the industry I had transformed as my wedding gift. Who says a delivery guy can't love a female star? True love means lighting each other up and growing together.