[Judge of the Underworld: Please stop live broadcasting, the underworld is about to collapse! ]
Let me tell you a secret first: my sudden death was an elaborate murder by the top brass of the underworld.
They thought I was a soft persimmon who could be used as a chess piece at will.
Result: It's easy to ask God but hard to send God away. I became the biggest bug in the underworld.
They arranged for me to be cannon fodder in the mortal dungeon.
I took millions of viewers online to find faults, stripping down the copy rules to the bottom of my pants.
Soon after, the copy collapsed and I became the judge of the underworld!
