One Piece: Saitama's Build, One Punch to Blast the Four Emperors

I transmigrated into the world of One Piece, and from the start I had the Saitama template. “Host, as long as you keep doing 100 push-ups, you’ll become invincible!” “Not listening, not listening. You’re just chanting nonsense. If I keep training, I’ll go bald!” I worked myself to death from overtime in my last life. This time, I choose to lie flat! Starting out as a security guard saves me forty years of taking the wrong path. I can sunbathe, admire beautiful women, and drink juice every day. Life is sweet. Until a Marine Admiral blocks the entrance: “Are you the mysterious man who punched Kaido flying?” Mo You: “You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m just a store security guard.” Behind him, the Yonko ship he’d casually blown to pieces was sinking. Nami: “He won’t even move unless I pay him ten million, and afterward he makes me give him a massage.” The Empress: “He just glanced at me, and I unlocked Conqueror's Haki?” System: “Host, please, just move a little! I’ll give you a beautiful-woman quest!” Mo You: “...You should’ve said so sooner. I’m going for a run right now!” This novel is also known as “Pay Him Enough, and He’ll Take Down the Four Emperors! This Security Guard Is Way Too Strong” and “One Piece: This Security Guard Is Not Serious, He’s Only Interested in Beautiful Women.”