Traveling through a strange world, I became a sacrifice for a shady marriage.
When the wedding ghost strangled my neck, I took out a contract and said, "Madam, you are claiming life without a certificate. Please purchase Ghost Accident Insurance first."
Later, I bought medical insurance for the starving ghost, property insurance for the haunted house, and third-party liability insurance for the ghost king.
Until the day when the Heavenly Way collapsed, the immortals and Buddhas in the sky discovered that their thunder disaster had long been marked by me as a "force majeure exemption clause".