An advanced civilization invaded the earth, treated it as a killing game, and even opened a player forum to broadcast the event in real time.
Alien Player A: [Mission goal: clear out human settlements. Why did the aunt here tie my mecha with a red ribbon?
Alien Player B: [Help! Why are firecrackers more lethal than our ion cannons? The system determines that this is a "folklore weapon"?
Alien Player C: [Who can tell me how to decipher human beings' "human sophistication" and "involution"? I was tricked by a vegetable seller into buying three kilograms of potatoes, and the mission failed!
Lin Jian's awakened talent [Civilized Observer] allows her to see forum complaints from alien players and also pull system background data.
He roped in retired detective Lao Chen, folklore guru Professor Qin, and hacker tycoon Azhe to form a "remediation team."
Without cool superpowers or destructive force, they relied on square dancing to set up ambushes, used Spring Festival red envelopes to pass on information, and used "Sun Tzu's Art of War" as a strategy to fool the alien invaders around.
Alien Command: [Warning! Warn! Earth's civilization is abnormal! This game... Is impossible to play!
