I transmigrated into the Ming Dynasty as its number-one wastrel. I’d barely been kicked in the head by a donkey when I discovered my countdown had only 15 days left!
[Ding! Scapegoat System activated: Make trouble, stir up chaos, and pin the blame on others to keep extending your life indefinitely!]
[The Host has publicly exposed his own father’s secrets. Achievement unlocked: “Paragon of Filial Piety.” Reward: Barrett M82A1 (unlimited ammo edition)!]
[The Host has enraged Consort Wan. Lifespan +5 days. Reward: Beginner Mind-Reading Trial Card!]
Emperor Hongzhi: I told you to stay inside and reflect. Why did you smash the Duke of Ying’s front gate?
Zhu Houqiong: Imperial Uncle, I was helping him with a “demolition drill”!
As long as I cause enough trouble, even the King of Hell will have to offer me a cigarette...
Everyone: “He’s gone mad! The heir really has lost it. Whoever crosses him is going to lose their mind!”
The result: the civil officials are in tears, the emperor is laughing himself silly, and the Ming Dynasty soars as he goes on one wild rampage after another!
Stats: Current lifespan: 50 days. Saints recruited as strategists: x1. Brocade-clad Guard bodyguards: x1.
