Dressed as a dog licker in the county town, he was having a breakup meal, and sitting across from him was his soon-to-be ex who had just landed on the beach and beheaded his lover.
I calmly made the decision: "Whoever loses this deal will buy it."
She casually used the original owner's broken mobile phone to uncover dirty information about her current boyfriend, and made him kneel down as soon as he entered the door.
My ex couldn't close his legs, and I started to worry - I really couldn't afford this four-digit meal with my three-digit balance.
Fortunately, I was saved by the random love song.
On the show, the top chicks treated me as if they were distant, the cold-blooded lawyer looked at me like a suspect, and the muscular man always wanted to wrangle an arm with me.
When we were competing for the C position in the group photo, I took out the laser rangefinder and said, "The right side of your face is 3 mm wide, and you stand 15 degrees sideways."
Someone pretended to be drowning in the water sports. I calmly raised the underwater camera and broadcast live: "Play, keep playing."
On a desert island survival night, the new innocent school beauty sneaked into my room: "I know who you are - Falcon."
I grabbed her throat with my backhand: "I also know who you are - the daughter of Ye Xiao."
This variety show is getting more and more wrong.
How did the promised love scene turn into the scene where a globally wanted criminal confesses his family?
Then... Let's kill him crazy.
Reading Guide
◆ A full-level agent disguises himself as a poor dog and uses his professional knowledge to scientifically disrupt the drama.
◆ Slap in the face the sophisticated and self-interested ex, the hypocritical colleague, and the mastermind behind the scenes, which is very satisfying.
◆ The heroine? CP? I have a showdown, they are all my informants and comrades-in-arms
◆ Variety show script VS secret agent script, see who can act better than whom
One-sentence summary: I used anti-reconnaissance techniques to fall in love in Lianzong, and by the way, I caught several internationally wanted criminals.