Renting a Witch to Livestream Her Classes? You’re a Lawless Outlaw!

[Power Fantasy + Livestreaming + Cultivation + Turning Everything Over to the State + Making Money]

Good news: The System may be late, but it’s here, and it’s opened up cross-dimensional livestreaming.

Bad news: I’m eighty years old, on the brink of death, and still a cauldron for the Yin-Yang Limitless Sect.

My livestream has no viewers, no one buys my cultivation techniques, and the whole internet calls me a fraud?

Don’t panic. I’ll just rent a gorgeous demoness and livestream a course for sale!

Fans go wild: Skip ahead to the paid content!

[System warning: Content violation detected. Forced mosaic enabled. Scientific manifestation activated!]

He Huan refines the spiritual fire of heaven and earth, then conjures a huge fireball with his bare hands.

Scientists: “It’s plasma! Controlled nuclear fusion! Streamer, please teach us how!”

He Huan: Pay up.

He Huan fires up the furnace and conjures a life-extending pill with his bare hands.

The scientific community: “It’s an elixir! The ultimate secret of evolution! Please give us the recipe!”

He Huan: Pay up.

Fans: “Grandmaster, stop streaming. We’ve already become immortals.”

He Huan: Enough talk. Pay up, all of you.

Qin Lengyue: “Criminal He Huan, you’ve spent years threatening cybersecurity, evading taxes, and committing murder and arson. You’re under arrest!”

Scientists: “Welcome home, Grandmaster.”