The first thing I did after dressing up as a county magistrate. I just ordered the people's buttholes to be sewn shut, because I had obviously made toilet paper, but they still insisted on using toilet chips, which are simply bamboo boards. Not to mention that it's not clean, and it's not hygienic. The most important thing is that everyone reuses a toilet chip. Can you bear this? I created toilet paper based on my past life memories and promoted it throughout the county. But I just refused to listen, so I asked my subordinates to sew up their buttholes in the street whenever they saw someone using the toilet, regardless of gender.
