After working overtime to fix bugs until the early hours, Lan Xukong bonded with the [Slack Off to Godhood System]. Time spent loafing could be exchanged for attack power, points for annoying people could buy superpowers, and even taking a paid dump could unlock an invisibility cheat!
While his coworkers, all hardcore overachievers, stayed up late competing with each other, he lounged around watching short videos to boost his strength. When the product manager used corporate mind games to pressure him into working overtime, he turned around and used the requirements document to take down the villain. When the Elegant Ones Alliance stormed in shouting, "Purify the vulgar!" he stayed sprawled on the sofa in his slippers, using his lazy-fish aura to annoy the villains in their suits until they lost it!
He'd planned to slack off and wait for death, but then:
The frosty battle goddess Wu Linglin dropped her cold demeanor for him and used her flying sword to bring him snacks. Before the final battle, she even asked, "Can posting dirt on the villain earn me points for annoying people?"
The overachieving product manager Liu Siqi switched to the slacker camp for him, using her product mindset to optimize his loafing process. In battle, she threw out animated requirements documents to entangle their enemies.
He'd say, "Slacking off is what matters. Romance is too much trouble." But when danger struck, he'd still instinctively shield the two girls, all bluster on the outside and soft-hearted underneath.
When a global wave of overwork swept in and the universe's fleet of workaholics bore down on them, Lan Xukong looked at his fellow slackers and finally decided: "I'll save the world, sure, but only after I finish slacking off this time!"
After all, slacking off isn't the same as lying flat. Taking it easy is the universe's number one source of productivity! This is a satisfying anti-overwork tale where "the more you slack off, the more invincible you become," with a little back-and-forth romance thrown in between a frosty battle goddess and an overachieving partner. Not a dull moment, and enough flirtation to set your heart racing!
