Villain: I'm Already Dating, So Stop Pressuring Me!

Reborn as a minor character in a novel, Lin Mo awakens with only one wish: to die a spectacular death. Since he’s had enough of living, he might as well go wild in this brutal cultivation world!

A sweet and ditzy Romance System urges him to win over the heroine, while a cold, emotionless Army-Building System only knows how to convert things? Fine. He’ll use his army of beauties to sweep across the world, while placating the Systems with, “I’ll flirt wherever I fight.”

From massacring towns and wiping out entire clans to bathing immortal sects in blood, his army rolls across the continent like a snowball gathering size. The original protagonist, Ye Chen, keeps escaping thanks to his plot armor? A Nascent Soul Empress leads a million troops against him? None of it matters.

He doesn’t care about ruling the world, and he has no yearning for immortality. When blood-red banners fly across all five continents and billions of cultivators stand in formation behind him, Lin Mo simply gazes calmly at the horizon:

“Who else can let me… die a good, satisfying death?”