He transmigrates as Tang Sanzang and awakens to his identity as the Jie Sect’s junior senior brother. The Buddhist calamity turns out to be a scam designed to harvest merit. With the System at his side, sign-in rewards include a Chaos Pearl and beauty pills, perfect for dealing with all kinds of bald monks.
He out-argues the Buddhas and rebels against Buddhism while flirting with women. The more he insults the demonesses, the more charming they seem, and the more explosive his System rewards become.
Guanyin bestows a spell? He turns the tables with the Purple Gold Alms Bowl. The Five Elements Mountain pins down the Monkey King? He breaks the formation and frees the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven.
The Journey to the West is scripted? Then he’ll rewrite it until the Tathagata spits blood and Spirit Mountain lies in ruins.
Who says you have to swallow your pride to obtain the scriptures? He’s bringing demon consorts and immortal concubines along, plundering Buddhist treasures and turning celestial mounts against their masters as he overturns the chessboard of the Three Realms!
The unique journey to the West is full of jokes!